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Get a weird dildo for her birthday

Wanna see a weird dildo and other unusual sex toys, then browse this web site. You'll find crazy dildos that's extremely huge, even a whale and a horse dildo is available, all at discount prices. It's a fact that some of us get excited when we see weird dildos, many of them aren't usable to most because they're uncommonly large. Take your time shopping, you'll see a tremendous selection of sex toys in our inventory at low prices. All orders are promptly shipped in discreet packaging.

horse penis dildo image Full Size Horse Penis Dildo
You wanted a weird dildo, well here you go, this big fellow stands a whopping 15 inches tall and is designed to be very much like a real horse penis in size and shape. Although it's meant to be a novelty, there are some that love the thought of having sex with a stud. If you intend to use him, remember to exercise extreme caution, he's long and up to 3 inches thick. Be sure to add plenty lubrication and warm up with something much smaller.
whale penis dildo imageWhale Penis Dildo
The manufacture says it's anatomically correct, I'm not going to personally measure a whale's dick so I'm gonna take their word for it. He's 13 inches long and 1.5 inches wide up to 3.5 at the base. It's made from a comfortable jelly rubber that's firm. Now you gotta be ambitious to try these unusual sex toys but hey, you never know when you're going to find just the right orgasmic tool. Use good judgment and common sense and don't hurt yourself.
Titan Black Dildo imageTitan Black Dildo
You should already know that if you're a beginner at sex toys, forget about this giant dildo. Only the most experienced should attempt to use something this large, he measures 17 inches long and up to 3.4 inches wide. I'm hurting already! He actually has a realistic looking head and veins along his shaft and balls however, he's not a realistic dildo by any means, he's much to large. It's made from a high quality jelly rubber material (be sure to use a water based lube) that feels great if you find a way to insert this very weird dildo.
the cannon dildo imageThe Cannon
Ok, we've all seen crazy dildos, but this one far exceeds anything I've ever seen. This monster should be displayed on your mantel for a conversation piece, he sure as hell can't be used. Can you believe this weird dildo weighs over 8 pounds? The manufacture says there's 10.5 inches that's insertable with a girth of 5 inches. It'd be easier giving birth than having sex with this thing. It's made from soft jelly rubber that stands on its on, but don't fall on it.
the jolly good giant dong imageThe Jolly Good Giant Dong
If you're man or woman enough to insert this giant into your ass or vagina, then I tip my hat to you. It measures 9.5 inches long and 4.5 inches at its widest point. It's a novelty that's certainly not usable for most of us, if you should try to use him, be very careful. He's made from a jelly rubber that we're all familiar with, but most of us aren't used to anything this size. I love sex toys that provide pleasure, although I'm adventurous, I'm not brave enough to try this bully.
big john dildo image Big John Vibrating Dong
Now we're getting to a size that doesn't scare me, Big John measures a realistic 9 inches long and 2 inches thick. He's made from a lifelike feeling rubber that's flexible and comfortable to use. Not only will he fill any orifice, he has a built in vibrator that provides extra stimulation. Although he's much larger than an average penis, he can and will provide multiple orgasms. Add an adequate amount of water base lube and pleasure yourself any time you desire.
Mighty Joe Dong imageThe Mighty Joe Dong
The only thing that makes him a weird dildo is his girth, he measures a whopping 3 inches wide and 9 inches long. He's made from a very flexible rubber that needs plenty of water based lube applied. You see the coke can beside him, by comparison it measures 2.5 inches wide. It goes without saying that he should only be used by veteran huge dildo users.
The Shroom Dong imageThe Shroom Dong
I'm confused as to how anyone can get past his head, it's 4 inches wide, ouch. The shaft is 2.5 inches wide but after the head it would feel rather small, there are 7.5 inches of insertable length, if you can get past the head of this weird dildo. My main concern is if, and I say if I could manage to get him in is getting it out. If you're looking for an orgasmic dildo, get one that's more of a realistic size.
Giant Inflatable Dildo image Giant Inflatable Dildo
 At least with this one, you can have a variety of sizes in one  dildo, however, when it's deflated he measures 13 inches  long and 2.5 inches wide. Want more, just pump him up and  he'll grow to 4 inches thick and 14 inches long. His shaft is  lined with veins that make him look realistic, he's made from  a heavy duty rubber that's built to last. The bulb pump has a quick release valve for safety.
For us sex toy users, seeing new and different designs, sizes, styles and colors makes us anxious to try them. Most of us experienced users have a nice collection and are always looking for something that will give us that special orgasm we dream about. The reality is that for most of us, a dildo of a nominal size provides more pleasure than the giants, but we do enjoy trying some oversized cocks from time to time. Even a very weird dildo can peak our sexual interest, it's always fun to try new models.